Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
You're not demanding. We’re just saying you the reality.
Guys: Bro Fuck You know Right Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Man up, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you check here no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.